notintheface's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[To kill an assassin]

Great.

I love the series, and I had to counteract the moronic review of the 13 year old little kid who has no sense of a good movie. Personally, I think he deserves a slap up side the head for even THINKING such things.

[A View To A Kill]

I'm not sure...

This might be one of the first 10s I've ever given out.. (I'll have to check my history of reviews.) Like the last review (or possibly 2nd to last review, it was the last review at the time I started watching this movie) said, after the slow beginning, this movie becomes INCREDIBLY awesome. I bow to your superior skills in all respects. (With the possible exception of pickled egg eating contests).

[eskimo bob 18]

No Linolium

No Linolium! You BASTARD!

[eskimo bob 17]

Alright!!!

Sweet! It gets a 2 for overall skill in general, as do all other Eskimo Bob shows, but an additional +2 bonus for including my idea about the cardboard box!

You know what else is funnier than Eskimo Bob? Watching linolium peel. Perhaps you can include that for further episodes! :o)

[I Like To Beat Things...]

Oh my GOD

That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

[Eskimo Bob 16]

Uh.

Hmm.. I guess this was well animated, and the graphics are okay...... but this is so incredibly not funny. I mean.... It's the least funny thing I've ever watched. My grandmother (Who is a very unfunny person I might add) is funnier than this. A cardboard box is funnier than this. In fact, if I could give this a negative rating in funniness, I would. Anyways, that's my review. :o)

toma responds:

man, you've inspired me
i'm gonna do an eskimo bob about a cardboard box.
and it will be right frickin cool!
YEAH!

[NG Sticks 2]

Great

Bah... Don't be discouraged by the people who gave bad reviews- they probably are the people who ARE those little kids who go "Huh huh, boobies, I'm gonna give this movie a 5", so they got offended! Keep up the good (not to mention hillarious) work!

[Deletion]

TRON!

Oh, well... I give it accurate ratings to every aspect, but I have to give it an overall of 10 simply because it deals with Tron. :o)

And that person who commented on the length is the dumbest person I have ever seen on the portal. Ever. :o)

[The Gunfight]

I enjoyed it

Jeez, okay, so it wasn't a realistic gunfight... it's anime, people! Watch one episode of DBZ and you'll see what I mean! The animation was well done, the graphics were decent, and the cutscenes were fairly flawless. For a "school project", I was quite impressed. I tip my hat to you- a far cry from most of the crap you see on the portal these days.

[Fat-Ass Olympics]

Kinda Nifty

If you're a Simpsons fan, it's actually kinda nifty for about a minute or so...