notintheface's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[To kill an assassin]

Great.

I love the series, and I had to counteract the moronic review of the 13 year old little kid who has no sense of a good movie. Personally, I think he deserves a slap up side the head for even THINKING such things.

[eskimo bob 18]

No Linolium

No Linolium! You BASTARD!

[eskimo bob 17]

Alright!!!

Sweet! It gets a 2 for overall skill in general, as do all other Eskimo Bob shows, but an additional +2 bonus for including my idea about the cardboard box!

You know what else is funnier than Eskimo Bob? Watching linolium peel. Perhaps you can include that for further episodes! :o)

[Eskimo Bob 16]

Uh.

Hmm.. I guess this was well animated, and the graphics are okay...... but this is so incredibly not funny. I mean.... It's the least funny thing I've ever watched. My grandmother (Who is a very unfunny person I might add) is funnier than this. A cardboard box is funnier than this. In fact, if I could give this a negative rating in funniness, I would. Anyways, that's my review. :o)

toma responds:

man, you've inspired me
i'm gonna do an eskimo bob about a cardboard box.
and it will be right frickin cool!
YEAH!

[NG Sticks 2]

Great

Bah... Don't be discouraged by the people who gave bad reviews- they probably are the people who ARE those little kids who go "Huh huh, boobies, I'm gonna give this movie a 5", so they got offended! Keep up the good (not to mention hillarious) work!

[Deletion]

TRON!

Oh, well... I give it accurate ratings to every aspect, but I have to give it an overall of 10 simply because it deals with Tron. :o)

And that person who commented on the length is the dumbest person I have ever seen on the portal. Ever. :o)

[The Gunfight]

I enjoyed it

Jeez, okay, so it wasn't a realistic gunfight... it's anime, people! Watch one episode of DBZ and you'll see what I mean! The animation was well done, the graphics were decent, and the cutscenes were fairly flawless. For a "school project", I was quite impressed. I tip my hat to you- a far cry from most of the crap you see on the portal these days.

[Fat-Ass Olympics]

Kinda Nifty

If you're a Simpsons fan, it's actually kinda nifty for about a minute or so...